Because they keep stepping on the string.
It stares.
Watch your step
Hor-crocs.
Because they are ugly and they stink.
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
He gets medium.
Tom Cruise
A candle-nah-brah
A Greek.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
No strings attached