Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.