Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.