Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!