Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)