Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Previous Random Joke Next
Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached