Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!