What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...