What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...