What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.