All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
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She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
A sheep
Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.
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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.
When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
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throw it on the ground and tampon it.
When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
They might trip on the string.
A teabag.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.
Because they keep stepping on the string.
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
You tampon it.
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
A tampon.
The elephants are using them as tampons
Put a sock in it.
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
Used Tampons
The cotton in her tampon is picked
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
To steep.
A tea bag last longer in the cup
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
The Illuminaughty.
Because Demeter stopped working.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Credit to Bo Burnham.
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
The first row of a country concert.
They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Bernadette!
