Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Star wars.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
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They looked both ways before they crossed.
They're grossed out by Holy things.
