What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.