What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.