What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.