What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.