What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs