What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.