How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Heroin Addict Jokes More Heroin Addict Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common?

Long sleeves.