Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!