Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!