Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!