Because he was hung like this
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Either your mum, your wife or you.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know