Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens