Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.