What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!