What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib