What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)