What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

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Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

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spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.