What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"