What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

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What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.