Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.