Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.