Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.