Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.