Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.