Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.