Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!