Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!