What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate