What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.