Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian