Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.