Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian