What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Tool Jokes More Tool Jokes

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

Douche Jokes More Douche Jokes

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche