What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.