What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.