What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.