What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.