What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.