What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.