What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.