What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

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Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.