Outfit Jokes

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

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Where are you going?

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Why are manhole covers round?

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Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Why can't we edit tweets?

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

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He kisses his mother with that mouth!