Outfit Jokes

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.