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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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A hippopottymouth

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Shout "Bingo!" before them

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I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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They both hate the government.

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Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.