How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Car Windshield Jokes More Car Windshield Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.