How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Car Windshield Jokes More Car Windshield Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.