Car Windshield Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"