Car Windshield Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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He was the skipper !

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Chicken Caesar salad.

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For fowl play.

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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They always quack the case.

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When he's quacked.

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Fowl ball.

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Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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He parked at a parking!

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Flypaper.

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I'm not a big fan."

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Metal Gears

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.