Arse Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.