What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!