How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.