What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Rear End Jokes More Rear End Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!