What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.