What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture