How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'?

To go forth and multiply is more fun.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.