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A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ?

Ayatollah you already !