How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish