How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!