How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!