Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.