Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
zero, because none of them knows how to
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
He had no leg to stand on.
They are both santa clauses.
Because he is an erascist.
Pen and Oink!