Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania