How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea