How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!