How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.