Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
AYE MATEY
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because it's always in bed.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
They think, therefore they arrrr
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.