Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
Snow White's virginity.
Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
The aye
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)
The post office.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
They think, therefore they arrrr
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.