Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
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Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Def Leppard
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
The Somali chicken!
It was dynamite!"
picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
I drew drew
inventor of Autocorrect