Alphabet Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why was C afraid ?

Because other alphabets were

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Why are there three letters missing from the alphabet?

Because Charlie Sheen has HIV.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Somali Jokes More Somali Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Common Consonant Jokes More Common Consonant Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters