Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

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