Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.