Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.