What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.