What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.