What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.