How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

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Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !