How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.