How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.