How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"