Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Scope Jokes More Scope Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.