Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.