Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!