Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.