Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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I pity the full!

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."