Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
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Because they are always losing pounds.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
He pities the fool.
Mr. T-Bone
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.