Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Marxism Jokes More Marxism Jokes

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."