Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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There was no punch-line.

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The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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On your Marx, get set, go!"

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He pities the fool.

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Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."