Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."