Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.