Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

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Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !