Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!