Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

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Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.