Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.