What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(