What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!