What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.