What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.