What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!