What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."