What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.