What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker