Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
Nah, I must stay.
Cantilever? (can't I leave her)
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
sorry this is only a four star hotel.
I'm in a cent.
My couch pulls out.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.
Nice.
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
Namaste.
Bit him naturally.
Pinkish with a bit of brown.
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
for 2 weeks.