Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!
Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by
He said he can't elope.
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!
Ardunno
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
Sure you can!"
Asking for my two year old.
Namaste
Likud.
Because it was Elise
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Guess who
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
Namaste.
Bit him naturally.
Two bits!
Procrastination!
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
for 2 weeks.
A two-weeker