What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !