Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
So she could say Hello from the outside.
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Groomer has it
The couch pulls out...
Couches
Because inertia is a property of matter.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
Pony gone.
Namaste.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Two bits!
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Quack the case! I'll show myself out.
A two-weeker
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
