What did the hippy who has been crashin...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.