What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog